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Coffee and Gasoline

The Story of an Irrepressible Fuck-Up

Created on 2004-11-05 18:59:02 (#5046369), last updated 2006-05-17

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Name:Twitch the Magical Animal
Birthdate:07-26
Location:Whitehall, Pennsylvania, United States
Bio
Once long ago, on a mothership way up in the night sky, the alien scientists where working on a new being. A being that would save humanity and the rest of the universe from the dark future that awaited them all. However something went terribly wrong. The inferior human DNA caused the other samples from across the universe to mutate and a hideous beast was born from the nutrient ooze. Thus, the creature that was once to save the universe is now cursed with only the desire to cause chaos and consume massive amounts of caffine.

After much cosmetic surgery to remove the horns, tail, scales and fur, and kitty slut ears. Hybrid 008 has now assimilated himself into human society the best he knows how.

He's MY friend! Get your own!Want your own digik zodiac card?

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